A friend’s friend I met not long ago wrote the following note. I want to share this with you since I find myself interested in American people and how, after 8 years of George W. Bush, people don’t realize that America really doesn’t need another 4 years of pretty much the same, i.e. John McCain.
Back at home we always used to think that America was a very advance society. We taught that people here were educated, and voting for Obama instead of McCain would be a simple decision to make. But apparently… not. If John McCain wins the elections my faith in America will be destroyed. How do we expect this country to prosper and gain stability if the people we choose to lead the nation are not prepared for it? McCain & Palin are definitely not the answer to America’s problems. Obama & Biden, however, they represent change and prosperity.
Boy was I nostalgic for those days tonight as I walked out the supermarket door with 6 bags in hand and $150 poorer. But I guess that’s what happens when you elect Mr. Crabs from Spongebob Squarepants as your president.
So anyways, I have some nuggets that I need to write about because otherwise I might blow up after what I witnessed today at the trailer park while out fighting the good fight for Shaheen/Obama.
1. If you are a Democrat reading this, especially one in battleground or red state, YOU NEED TO WRITE A LETTER TO THE EDITOR FOR EVERY NEWS PAPER IN YOUR AREA THIS WEEK AND TELL PEOPLE TO VOTE DEMOCRAT. Take this note and post it on your profile and tag everyone you know and tell them to write a letter too. This is imperitive because there are other closet cross overs, independents, and Dems who need some encouragement and reassurance to vote Obama. I did this and I already heard back from one editor, so hopefully that will be printed this week. Don’t go getting all fancy because anyone who’s undecided obviously hasn’t been paying a lot of attention to politics and needs shit boiled down for them. I’ve taken the liberty of creating a template that you are totally welcome to plagerize, and maybe it will spark some ideas about what you might like to say:
Dear Editor:
As a native of _____, I’m worried that will continue declining in Republican hands. Like most families, I’m not a politician and don’t have a Washington lobbyist. I’m a mom getting by OK at a 9-5 job, which mightn’t be there with the next round of lay-offs.
McCain and raised taxes on families and small businesses while cutting taxes to zero for corporations shipping jobs overseas. They deregulated Wall Street for corporate profits, crashed our economy, and now their hands are out for $750 MILLION taxpayer bailout. Then Republicans call Obama a “Socialist†for using taxes for family healthcare, mortgages, and protecting our IRA’s?
If they’re reelected, we won’t have jobs, homes, or personal property to collect taxes on. We should for policies affecting the tax bracket we’re ACTUALLY in and get something back, not the one we WISH we’re in. I’ll never have to worry about having my CEO salary capped or megacorporation taxed. Millionaire McCain only visits to campaign, and he will never have to worry about losing any of his houses to shady lenders. It’s time he joined us in the unemployment line he made so long.
Barack Obama and will realize ’s potential by cutting taxes for families and small businesses. Obama’s a dad who knows our struggles with a proven record of keeping taxes low, creating jobs, getting our kids kindergarten and healthcare, and growing our economy. Obama cares and fights for working families because he comes from one. In Washington, President Obama will continue hearing us and make us proud.
Sincerely,
ANY VOTER IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
2. Today I got kicked out of a trailer park, which was an experience that only America’s finest get to have. I like to think it’s because I’m to classy, but there’s that lingering doubt that I might just be too WT to hang out in a place where people keep their aluminum homes on cinder blocks, the car on the lawn because it’s not as drivable, and I don’t have cigarette smoke, cat, and Glade air freshner exuding through my pores. But what ever.
Here’s how it all went down:
So Reece and I are out banging on doors and spreading the Liberal cheer and it’s not going well. Out of the 9 houses we hit, 7 were McCain supporters, one was undecided, and the other didn’t speak English. Each time, my head kind of cocked to the side, I would just say “So you’re OK with the economy being in shambles and everyone losing their jobs and homes for the next four years at least?” And each time, the answer is the same:
“Obama and Shaheen want to raise our taxes.”
It’s a short fall from trailer park to city park here people, and you won’t have to worry about paying taxes on that park bench you’ll be sleeping on. Maybe you haven’t noticed, but the aluminum housing market is not experiencing the equity boom it once was thanks to the financial market deregulation ushered in by your favorite flag waving candidate with the supersized jowls. But being that we are in a rural trailer park in NH, I’m sure these are just corporate fat cats in disguise who are choosing to live modestly like their favorite Wal-Mart mom Sarah Palin as we humble New Englanders often do.
That was the sentiment radiating from the crazy lady who kicked Reece and I out of the park. She pulled up behind us and gave me a lecture about how we could be arrested for trespassing on private property and asked us to leave. “You know some people choose to live in this park specifically because they don’t want to be bothered by political campaigns.”
Again, my head tilted to the side and for a moment I was looking her dead in the face and waiting for her to bust out laughing after she said that. Honey, people don’t live in Shady Pines Trailer Court because Shady Pines Trailer Court is the only elite gated community in the area capable of safeguarding their political autonomy. Sorry hun, I’m calling bullshit on that one. So I was like “Fine, you just get back in your house and drive off and I’ll be on my way”. Unbelievable.
3. That’s all I can write tonight because I have to go to work tomorrow morning and do a bang up job so I don’t get laid off.
WRITE THE LETTER TO THE EDITOR!!!